cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]
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reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit
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Jump through it.
now youre thinking with fractals
to infinity and beyond
(Source: theawesomegreen)
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I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
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A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
(Source: facebook.com)
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So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
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how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you
- look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
- share an emotional hug
- during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled
Oh look it even has a little hipster space background, how cute.
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