no
vengeful dildos
tactical nippling
shit
fuck

daydreams-at-midnight:

The thrilling sequel to my mom’s Smash Bros. antics has arrived! This time around my 81 year old grandma takes a shot at trying to name the entire Super Smash Bros. 4 roster, and unfortunately she also mistakes Wii Fit Trainer for Elvis. For all the references she makes more relevant to her generation I also added a side image for reference. I hope everyone enjoys this just as much (if not more) than my mom’s.

sparrowkeets:

I have never wanted anything more in my entire life

sparrowkeets:

I have never wanted anything more in my entire life

docmario:

"whos fucking child is this"

docmario:

"whos fucking child is this"

artisama:

velma has her finger on the trigger and i’m like 99% sure she knows proper trigger discipline, i mean c’mon, she’s fucking velma
daphne’s about to get fucking shot in the face

artisama:

velma has her finger on the trigger and i’m like 99% sure she knows proper trigger discipline, i mean c’mon, she’s fucking velma

daphne’s about to get fucking shot in the face

vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

image

What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed
(via meaty-bicycle)